تمام

نمی دونم چرا امشب یکدفعه و بدون فکر و مقدمه تصمیم گرفتم دیگه ننویسم ...

نمی دونم چرا اما حسی لحظه ای باعث شد ...

به امید شادمانی ...

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# Do you know why we call our language the mother tongue ?

# Because father never gets  a chance to use it ...

5

# You have my sympathy , old man .

# Why ?

# My wife got a new hat , and she's calling on your wife tomorrow !!

4

Telephone Operator : It costs seventy-five cents to talk to Bloomfield .

Caller : Can't you make a special rate for just listening ? I want to call my wife !

3

Groom : And now , dear , that we are married , let us have a clear understanding about our affairs . Do you wish to be president or vicepresident ?

Bride : Niether , you be both . I'll be just the treasurer !

2

# How did your wife get on with her slimming diet ?

# Fine , she disappeared completely last week !

1

# Did any of your family ever make a brilliant marriage ?

# Only my wife !